Thursday, January 14, 2010

More Religious Absurdity

Here's the link to the article I heard the news from: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/pat-robertson-haiti-curse_n_422099.html

In case it's no longer there when you read this blog, I'll recap the important parts (it's a direct cut and paste, so I take no credit for writing it):


Televangelist Pat Robertson said Wednesday that earthquake-ravaged Haiti has been "cursed" by a "pact to the devil."

"Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it," he said on Christian Broadcasting Network's "The 700 Club." "They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal."


Really? That's what you're going with? You're claiming not only that your concept of an all powerful being and the evil counterpart are real, but that you know what the Haitians were doing when they got their freedom, and that they made a deal with this probably fictional character, and that this somehow resulted in a natural disaster that killed thousands of people who did not make the deal?


Why do people listen to this fucking retard? He's trivializing a lot of people's deaths. He's being an arrogant sack of crap by asserting that his story is true, let alone that his religion is the truth. He's suggesting that due to a lack of religious correctness (and by that I mean the Haitian lack of following his religion), they suffered a horrible fate. So it was their fault a natural disaster struck? And what proof or even evidence is there that can support this? I'm so angry that such incredible stupidity gets national coverage, and though I'm assuming this, I'm angry that there might be people in the world who think he's right.


I'm so tired of faith being used as an excuse to spout off stupid crap. I'm okay with a little faith. I know lots of people who have faith in some religion or another. I understand that having faith can ease a person's mind, and even help with a sense of community, but when morons like that televangelist claim to be right about something like this it just upsets me. He's got absolutely nothing to back up his claim... nothing at all... the arrogance is mind-boggling. I can't prove he's wrong, but every bit of sense in me says he is, and he can't prove he's right either.


Okay... I'm just ranting. But I hope this guy Pat Robertson dies so there's one less public font of stupidity in the world.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Languages of the world and separation of people

I've written before (if I remember correctly) about how I think religion is a horrible influence on human kind in terms of its propensity for dividing us. It's caused more violence and death than good in the world. And the good effects can be achieved without religion... like the charity work that some churches do. You don't need to believe in a magical sky fairy to do good things. But believing in the preposterous notion of an all powerful being that cares about us and whose truth can be described by one of our religions is directly responsible for dividing societies, cultures, and communities. Anyway, I'm going way off topic and it's only the first paragraph.

This morning I woke up thinking about what steps would need to be taken to unite the world. The event I think most likely to successfully unite us would be a common enemy, and since I'm looking to unite the world, I think alien invasion is the best idea for that one. Lots of people would die, I know. Maybe everyone. But let's say for purpose of this exercise that the invasion is not terribly efficient and we manage to survive, and somehow manage to come up with weapons capable of fighting back against this species that's technologically advanced enough to manage interstellar travel. Our chances go way up when everyone in the world works together. On top of that, like I said: lot's of people likely die in the invasion, and that means we'd probably need more people of the world to work together just for sheer numbers.

I guess I could write a whole blog post on that one by itself, but I'd have to start putting together scenarios and doing research on feasibility before I'd be comfortable with that. What I wrote above is just an idea without support. Now, on to the idea I mean to focus on for this blog post...

I woke up thinking about how language is a dividing force in our world. I suppose I'm going to rely on logic for this one too, since I'm not sure where to look for supporting evidence online. I'll start with small scale. My grandmother from Germany is visiting right now. She only speaks German, and my native language is English. I speak a little German, but my skills are diminished from lack of use. I want to talk to my grandmother, but I don't really have to vocabulary to handle all the topics I'd normally cover. When I visit my parents and talk about my day at work, or a television show I like, or something I went and did with friends, or whatever, I can manage to convey the ideas just fine in English. In German, though, I just can't do it. So when I go over there now while my Oma (German word for "grandmother") is visiting, I end up talking about these normal conversational things in English.

I understand more German than I can speak (easier to hear a word and remember what it means than to recall a word when I'd want to use it), and so I can listen to my grandmother speak about her day and what she did, but even still, I don't understand it all. And I'll admit here that it's often about something that I don't really want to listen to. I listen anyway, but listening to her talk about the nifty knick-knack she found at the store is just not that engrossing. Sometimes the conversation gets to something interesting like politics in Germany, but that's often a bit beyond my vocabulary, and my mom has to translate.

So as an example of a dividing force on the small scale, my experience is that I could be much closer to my grandmother if I was better at speaking German. I'm sad at this, and have gotten language learning tracks to listen to while I drive, but haven't made a lot of progress. I think I'd need to go to Germany and stay immersed in the language for a while to really improve my speaking skill.

One more thing I'm going to bring up that I'll use later is humor. My grandmother has made several jokes in the time she's visited this time around, and I tend to have no idea what she's talking about. I'll understand the individual words, but I won't understand the joke, and when my mother explains to me, it turns out that the joke relies on some nuance of the language. So the point I'm trying to get across is that it's not just about knowing the words, but about knowing the idioms and shades of meaning in order to really understand what a native speaker is trying to communicate.

So even on friendly terms, a lack of common language makes communicating difficult at best.

Now I'm going to try to apply that to a larger scale. Imagine two nations without a common language that share a border. Imagine a misunderstanding at the border because of the lack of common language. Imagine hostilities ensuing over that misunderstanding. And consider the possibility that if they had spoken the same language from the beginning, the misunderstanding wouldn't have happened. I'm not trying to say that all hostilities begin from misunderstandings, but I know that they can.

Pick a conflict in the world to think about where the opposing sides don't share a native language. Most likely, each side has people that had to learn the opposing language. If not, maybe they're just ignoring a diplomatic solution as an option. But it's pretty easy to say that if a diplomatic solution is possible, it would be much easier if both sides spoke the same language. And diplomacy would only be possible with communication... which of course is easier with a common language, even if absolute fluency isn't achieved, though without fluency, you run the risk of missing the "humor", and having further misunderstandings.

I guess I'm trying to assert that common language is really important, and I think that one of the steps to bringing the world together is to homogenize language. Maybe that means picking a language that is most robust and everybody agreeing to learn it. Maybe it means everyone trying to learn at least one other language so they are doing something improve their own ability to communicate with more people. Maybe it means the long process of languages using words from other languages, eventually resulting in a language that is an amalgam of all major languages.

With that said, I was curious about what language is most spoken in the word. Thinking that English stood a good chance considering how many other countries are learning English as a second language, I was surprised to find internet data that says Mandarin Chinese is the forerunner by a wide margin: http://www.vistawide.com/languages/top_30_languages.htm

You can find all sorts of websites with lists like that, but most of the ones I found display lists from the same source. The link I provided just has the most recent year I found. Of course, the number one was Mandarin Chinese no matter the year I found. The second, third, and fourth spots were generally occupied by Hindi, Spanish, and English in some order or another.

Another interesting article (thank you wikipedia) is about the languages spoken in the United States of America: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_United_States

The numbers in the article are a decade old, but I find them interesting anyway. It makes me think I should be trying to learn Spanish. So at this point, in order to take responsibility and make myself more able to communicate with the world, I should learn Mandarin Chinese, Spanish, and for my own family: German. As an aside... I want to learn American Sign Language too.

The source (http://www.ethnologue.com/) that provides the language by population data says they track more than 7400 languages. Combined with the knowledge of the number of languages just spoken in the United States, and how much of a topic of contention language is here, I'm really beginning to believe that the idea of common language may be tremendously important to making the world a better place. Since we don't have any alien invaders to force us to come together, I think it's something we might need to pay attention to.

Okay... I think I got all the thoughts out of my head from when I woke up. Now I guess I start fixing my German skills...